blow beans

When your having sex, its the best bit, you know the bit at the end when you chuck your muck, qv, or tip your dirt, qv.
In fact its the whole point of the excercise

I stuck my knob is, wiggled it about a bit, blew my beans, and then rolled over and went to kip

by Simon C May 26, 2004

Beans

Money

I've got forty beans/It cost me forty beans

by Soledad July 23, 2003

Mr. Beans

A nickname for someone who has alot of gas, and is always farting and stinkin up the joint. A common problem for those who like to frequent White Castles and eat sliders. This is also the name of some stupid actor from england, who is some tall queer who does these retarted comedy sketches that are as far from funny as pluto is from the sun.

I heard scott just went to white castle, so watch out for Mr. Beans!

by TV CAR March 19, 2010

Beanspeak

A racistesque synonym for the language of Spanish.

Yo habla beanspeak

by HimInMeDickIt February 19, 2011

jelly beans

Ronald Reagan's favorite snack. Also the method used by his administration to make his mouth move in the later years of his administration when his brain was "off."

Give him some Jelly Beans and then I'll do the voice over while he's chewing.

by Are2Dee2 October 22, 2010

beans above the frank

to take one balls and penis and twist them clockwise so that the balls end up above the penis. Great for parties

I was sitting at home bored so I went to the mirror and put the beans above the frank!

by mezkicksass December 13, 2007

beansing

yelling the word beans at random people as you drive down the street.

Swig is Beansing that old lady on the sidewalk

Swig: BEANS!!!!!

Peter is Beansing that little kid on his bike

Peter: BEANS!!!!!

by CaptinAwesome5 July 19, 2006