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beadlehands

"Good lord, I've spilled piping hot gravy over myself"
"Beadlehands!"
by R December 30, 2003
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Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!
by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008
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Beadenomics

1) The use of Mardi Gras beads as a form of currency.

2) The science that deals with the exchange of Beads for the production, distribution, and consumption of goods and services, or the material welfare of humankind.

3) Beads were once believed to only be good for seeing womens breasts, but due to weakening of the US dollar beads are now more valuable then ever.

4) Beads keep you warm.
Ive gotten cheeseburgers and a haircut in exchange for some beads.... thats Beadenomics.
by BCmizzle December 17, 2009
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Beard-nod

The gesture a bearded man gives to another bearded fellow as a greeting, farewell or salute.

To give a proper beard-nod a man must:
1. Raise his hand right hand to his beard/chin
2. Stroke his chin with his index finger and thumb while giving a nod in the direction of the other bearded man
3. remain SILENT!!!!
"Did you say 'goodbye' to Matthew?" asked Tanner
"There was no need! I gave him a beard-nod instead!" replied Paul.

OR!

"Did you see that!?!" questioned Tanner.
"Oh Yes! That was a beard-nod! It's i how two bearded men say 'hello'!" answered Dayne.
by NESPax November 27, 2011
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beard of allah

A big black hairy snatch

Similar in appearance at least perceptually to the infamous black beard of Muslim deity , Allah .
The muff on her was big black and bushy .
A proper beard of Allah
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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Plasma Beam

A powerful weapon from the popular video game series, "Metroid."
"I must search for the Plasma Beam."
by plasmabeam August 30, 2004
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popping beads

Having already stuffed a string of anal beads deep inside your rectul cavity. Someone who is popping beads is doing so with their expansive yet tight rectul muscle.
Roger and Steve were engaged in sexual escapades. These escapades invariably led to bead popping in that Steve had stuffed a string of black anal beads deep inside Roger. Roger was able to make each individual bead exit his rectul port using the method of popping beads.
by beef69 October 23, 2008
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