Long Bath

When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”

“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”

by ImSpike March 1, 2021

Tri Bath

a total body cleanse where a person uses a hot tub, sauna, steam room, and shower all in one setting for complete relaxation.

hey reid wassup dude, lets tri bath.

by reiddy g September 25, 2012

tea bath

getting tea bagged and pissed on at the same time.

have you ever given your girl a tea bath? ;D

by poopycock. August 26, 2013

street bath

a soaking or drenching that you get when you are standing too near a puddle of water through which a vehicle drives too fast, causing you to be heavily splashed.

I'm all wet because I was near a puddle of water when a bus drove by and gave me a street bath.

by rabidbilly February 14, 2012

Taco bath

When one eats an unhealthy amount of taco's, takes a bath and then shit's the tub.

I had to shower off the other day after my taco bath

by jpb103 September 6, 2012

sharpie bath

A reference to a popular anecdote/inside joke in the homestuck fandom, where a cosplayer took a bath in sharpie ink and alcohol to dye their skin grey.

Vriska cosplayer: ‘How are we going to get our skin grey?’
Terezi cosplayer: ‘What about a sharpie bath?’
Laughter ensues.

by backinthedark May 10, 2023

Skin Bath

That perfect temperature and moisture content where the surrounding air feels like and extension of your skin.

It’s really nice outside, we have some skin bath weather today.

by Alpagé May 14, 2023