master baker

a baker or pastry chef that masturbates

bob: wow, that guy is masturbating into a donut

cindy lou: he must be a master baker

bob: masturbater?

cindy lou: no, a master baker

llama: baaa!!!

by kiki maleki October 8, 2011

bakersfield

city in central california. frankly, it is mierably boring. its a giant field with buildings. yuck.

bakersfield is boring.

by Random May 21, 2004

baker mary

Police code for "black male". From the police phonetic alphabet representation of the letters "B" and "M".

Car 54 to dispatch: hold me out with a group of about five baker mary's smoking CDS on the corner of Northern and Druid.

by 6'7" December 14, 2008

bakery of rolls

When one is carrying an extremely large amount of fat around the mid-section.

Damn, Viridian's got a bakery of rolls.

by E-rizzle-dizzle February 16, 2008

Baker University

Oldest University in Kansas, has several schools, including Undergrad, Nursing, and Education. Extremly expensive but gives out amazing scholarships.

Beat KU in first football game played in KS.

"You went to Baker University? Damn, daddy had money"

by MM'S August 20, 2008

Baher

A bitch ass hater

You a fucking baher you always own me you twak hoe.

by Vallam Jousena October 29, 2017

Baker

Nick named the Rhino at school and I dont know why. Well educated and well hung in the y front department.Love my life very happy .Baker the lady taker but I've settled down .Loved by all hated by the jealous few.Well liked everyone wants a piece of me .But enough is enough.Handsome loveable and can go all night

Baker the baby maker

by Bigballs baker October 8, 2019