Baisser l’asparagus

Baisser l’asparagus: to fuck an underwater cow with green stripes and a boner

Artem: you should go baisser l’asparagus
Ryan: no way! That things so ugly

My friend wants to baisser l’asparagus.

by ooze_d October 9, 2019

bait cat

A friendly feral cat used to lure other feral cats to a desired spot so that they may be trapped for sterilization, given medication, or made used to human touch or contact.

Mrs. Brown won't come to the food bowl until I leave. I better bring a bait cat over so I can try to pet her and give her her flea pill.

by Herbert Von July 18, 2021

hoodie bait

When a hoodie is just soft enough, just warm enough, and smells just enough like cologne that you forget that there's another male inside of it.

Male 1: "Yeah, I dunno. He wrapped his arms around me and started sniffing at my shoulder."

Male 2: "Seriously? Is he gay or something?"

Male 1: "Nah, I think it was just the hoodie bait."

by BreezePuppy March 10, 2010

Radar Bait

During vehicle travel, especially on highways or freeways, any vehicle which is driving faster that you, either behind or in front, which can be used as protection against getting written up for a radar speed violation. The theory being that the "radar bait" vehicle would be written up rather than you. If if you are also exceeding the posted speed limit.

We'll follow the Ford which passed us; He'll be the radar bait! radar radar bait freeway highway vehicle

by SUMP May 6, 2014

goat bait

Making people become your friend because you have goats and then you you get rid of the goats.

Steph: I only because friends with you had had goats but then you got rid of them.
Jon: I'm telling ya I'm goat bait!

by Dat_cracker_Jon March 14, 2017

Click bait

'Click bait' is a popular word used on the internet. It is when you use a picture or sentence to lure people to click on your website/link/video, but is not always entirely true. For example, you could make a thumbnail for your YouTube video with bold letters saying: 'I NEARLY DIED?!' and lots of watchers would immediately click on your video because they want to know what happened. It is considered click bait only when the video maker lies about what the video is about.

I'm so mad! This YouTuber just click baited me! What a waste of my time.

by @dookieluva July 2, 2017

pogue bait

Pogue Bait refers to the non-military issues snacks that are carried in the field.

Examples of these food items(during the latest American campaigns are : Jolly ranchers, beef sticks, caramels of various shapes .
Term is first seen during WW1.
An example of this term being used in cinema is in The DI, starring Jack Webb, 1957.

I bet you knuckle head grunts would love to just sit around , listen to beatnik music and eat your pogue bait !

by Rem Acu Tetigisti November 6, 2017