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Eskimo Brother 

When two males acknowledge having been intimate with the same female and remain on good terms, the men are now bonded by having shared the same igloo at one time or another.

This can lead to perks by making the information known to other males who you can network with.
Male 1: "Yea man, I got us a hook up at the show tonight, we don't have to pay cover"

Male 2: "Sweet, how'd you score that?"

Male 1: "Me and the door guy are eskimo brothers, remember that blonde girl from last weekend?"

Male 2: " props
Eskimo Brother by Jan theMan November 6, 2009
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My brother in Christ 

what you call someone before you call them out on their problems/hypocrisy
My mom: I don't like all the cleavage you have.

Me: My brother in Christ, you gave it to me.
Word of the Day on July 1, 2022

My brother in Christ 

Used to replace jokes containing the N-word
Dudes be like “Subway Sucks”
My brother in Christ you made the sandwich

Ur brother ur mother 

Ultimate insult of all insults about sum nibbas family
Geoff: ur mum gai
Ryan: No u, ur dad lesbian
Geoff: Ur granny tranny
Ryan: no u
Geoff: Ur sisters a mister:
Ryan: UR BROTHER UR MOTHER
Geoff: is sent to thot hell to burn and never return

Hook a brother up 

To go out of one's way to help or provide a service to a friend/colleague/acquaintance. Often in exchange for nothing. Another way of describing a favor or act of altruism.
For example:

'I going KFC, what you having for lunch?' 'Got no money, do you want to Hook a brother up?' 'Okay I will HBU and get a bucket.'

ur brother a mother

The most lethal and deadly insult. There is nothing that can be said to come back from this
Greg: ur mom gay

Ryan: ur dad lesbian
Greg: ur granny a tranny

Ryan: ur grandpap a trap
Greg: ur sister a mister
Ryan: ur brother a mother
*Greg instantly expolodes into a ball of fire as the galaxy explodes

Righteous brother Michael 

A Greek Orthodox laity who shows his highest levels of righteousness towards the clergy and laity. He believes he has the right to tell the clergy what to do ad well as the laity. The man is a troublemaker in the Greek Orthodox churches.
Michael: Oi Pater how dare you don't do this and that......how dare you say this and that.

Pater: Ah righteous brother Michael if that's the case then I'm sure you can do way better.

He storms off angrily!!!