Anal week is the week in which your kinky/uninhibited girlfriend has her period. If she is less kinky, this may also be known as blowjob week. With proper training, you can make your girlfriends worst week of the month fun for you!
Boy: Hey girl, feel like making some sweet, sweet love?
Girl: I'm sorry, I have some bad news for you - I just got my per-
anal biscuit is that turd you pop out your but that takes forever and hurts like hell. A turd that feels like it was 2 foot long coming out but only was about 2 inches. Dried up looking. A non fiberous turd.
I sat on the toilet screaming inside as my butt crack was stretched to the limit just to pop out a smallanal biscuit.
The name Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey, with all of God's powers) gives the little monkey that he makes come out of a gang member's butt in revenge of a previous beating.
"Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy."