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Anal Week 

Anal week is the week in which your kinky/uninhibited girlfriend has her period. If she is less kinky, this may also be known as blowjob week. With proper training, you can make your girlfriends worst week of the month fun for you!
Boy: Hey girl, feel like making some sweet, sweet love?

Girl: I'm sorry, I have some bad news for you - I just got my per-

Boy: ALRIGHT! ANAL WEEK w00t w00t!
Anal Week by Lucky_Boy August 29, 2010
Related Words

anal biscuit 

anal biscuit is that turd you pop out your but that takes forever and hurts like hell. A turd that feels like it was 2 foot long coming out but only was about 2 inches. Dried up looking. A non fiberous turd.
I sat on the toilet screaming inside as my butt crack was stretched to the limit just to pop out a small anal biscuit.
anal biscuit by phink7d October 16, 2008

anal abortion 

When a humanoid excretes an obnoxiously massive fecal deposit, is sometimes referred to as an 'anal abortion'.
Taco Bell gave me an anal abortion.
anal abortion by whoremangler August 6, 2004

Anal-Dwelling Butt-Monkey 

The name Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey, with all of God's powers) gives the little monkey that he makes come out of a gang member's butt in revenge of a previous beating.
"Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy."
Anal-Dwelling Butt-Monkey by BD August 6, 2004

anal stretching cream 

cream used to widen peoples' ass cracks
Becky's ass crack was numb and spread for her husband, thanks to her anal stretching cream

anal ferret 

1) (noun) one who manages to sneak in a bout of anal sex, despite their partner's protests.

2) (noun) the act of exploring every crevice in the anus as possible, much like a ferret inside a hollowed tree.
Dan managed to be an anal ferret and squeeze in a few rounds of rampant ass ramming.
anal ferret by Wookiestick January 23, 2004