by blackholesun12345 March 1, 2021

A guy who may be strait but sucks a lot of dick he might have a lot of male friends but when he looks in your eyes he will take you home and suck your dick
by A guy named Derek November 18, 2019

A nerdy autistic, and yet somehow a funny dude. Knows where to tickle you when you feel down and upset.
by BigSmoke_Lover69420 February 13, 2018

september 28 1781, during the battle yorktown the british were becoming desperate, so they pulled out their main players 21 savage and quandale dingle, so the americans pulled out their secret weapon, Derek Clements. Derek's speed blitzed quandale and he got behind and used the half-boned chicken wing suplex on him breaking his neck, winning the war for America, making Derek a American legend.
by ITStotallynotderek May 3, 2022

by Willhelm the old September 12, 2020

"Upstairs Downstairs Derek" is an age-old enigma, an elusive phrase passed through generations, its meaning stubbornly out of reach. Is it a historical reference, a forgotten tale, or a nonsensical quirk? Scholars and linguists have tried decoding it, yet the phrase resists interpretation, tantalizing and frustrating in equal measure. Its mystery is compelling, a reminder that some things remain unknown, testaments to language's power and humanity's fascination with the unexplained.
by bin man June 21, 2025

A sweet boy with big heart who will always put a smile on your face and make you feel safe please do not hurt him he is such a kind person who deserves the world
by urfavoritegirl August 23, 2021
