the basement yard

The Amazing Podcast hosted by

Joe Santagato and Frank Alvarez

Someone: I love the Basement Yard podcast
Nobody: never heard of it

Someone: I'm sorry you have no life

by MayoJohnson_- December 15, 2022

a nugget under half a yard

slang for "a little under half a billion dollars"

ill buy the business from you, i'm willing to pay a nugget under half a yard.

by anarcho-lorian August 11, 2021

yard-care Mexican

A yard-care Mexican is one of those hardworking men who tend the yards and do the landscaping for many homes and businesses in America. They also hang sheet-rock and finish concrete. At least ten yard-care Mexicans can fit in a Ford Gran Torino, and up to a dozen can ride in the back of a Chevrolet pickup truck. (Also known as a "Chebby," in the Spanglish language that they utter.) They frequently grin, but seldom smile, especially toward white people. Yard-care Mexicans are seen driving ten miles-per-hour slower than the rest of any traffic, and often constitute a roadway hazard. This is not a fault of the yard-care Mexican, but only the natural result of a person having a donkey or burro as their first car.

1. Be careful of that Chevrolet pickup towing that trailer full of brush and yard refuse. That vehicle is being driven by a yard-care Mexican!
2. Yo, dude, don't hit on that Mexican woman, her yard-care Mexicans sons will cut you!
3. Those yard-care Mexicans worked all day for me... It is unfortunate that the Immigration Police showed up with the white van... I didn't even get to pay them!

by rook's Buddy May 22, 2010

Junk Yard Twat

The most insulting of all twat insults...a raunchy, rancid two faced whore that feels the world owes her raw screaming orgasms of gratitude and doesn't think her own soggy, vapid flaps stink after she fucks everyone over.

His clean calvins were oozing in stench after that Junk Yard Twat worked his leg.

by bad dawg November 15, 2004

yardbird

1. (Also) Today, used as a term to describe a person who like classic rock, from the blues, to rock & roll, to pop of the '60s, to '80s hair metal. Usu. one who enjoy only such music.

2. One who endulges in clothing fashions of the 1960s (e.g. mod) religiously.

Coined from the name of '60s band The Yardbirds.

1. That girl likes AC/DC? What a yardbird!
My friend the yardbird loves the band Them.
She's not a yardbird; She likes Aerosmith, but she also likes Avril Lavigne.


2. I've been looking for a ruffly cravat in thrift stores -- one might call me a yardbird!
He's not really a yardbird; they didn't wear silly jackets like those in the '60s.

by Isabella February 28, 2005

let the dogs run all over the yard

when a female with gigantic tits takes her bra off before going to bed, her boobs move all over her body: up to her neck, down to her stomach, all over.

before pam went to bed she announced to all the girls at the sleep-over, that it was time to "Let the dogs run all over the yard"

by Meggiek January 5, 2009

yardgnome

Used when describing a person thats short, standing still and looking good.

It is also an object made of porcelain. Very similar to the notorius elf and the hard2catch lepricon.


the word (adjective) was created by an prize winning yardgnome-imitator from norway. No data about the noun.

"Stop being a goddamn yardgnome and mingle with the tall people"

"You ran over my yardgnome"

by WierdAl August 7, 2004