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cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.
State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.
Gasoline tax holidays are no more than cancer wigging a failed energy policy
by smartist June 11, 2008
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wig throw

the action of tossing your non-existent wig at a person who you look up to.
wig throw! she looks sooo good in that outfit.

wig threw! I can't even handle how cool you are.
by antisocialsailor October 12, 2018
mugGet the wig throwmug.

clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig
I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig
by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013
mugGet the clown's wigmug.

wig wom

Someone who works for a branch of government, but doesn’t actually get deployed and fight for your country.
That guy is such a wig wom sitting on his ass all day trying to recruit.
by Tyson dickle March 11, 2024
mugGet the wig wommug.

Wig flew

A phrase that originated from Danho's homonymous song, used quite often in Stan Twitter. It signifies a state of shock, surprise, or excitement caused by a song, event, video, or image.
Gigi: OMG, did you see that video?
Andrea: Of course, wig flew!
by ViaD'Agem September 7, 2017
mugGet the Wig flewmug.

Becky Wig Hat

(1) Any hair that is not grown directly from the owner scalp such as a weave extensions clip-ins etc. Worn by a black woman

(2) A blonde colored weave
The average ghetto Hoodrat is always seen with long fingernails and Becky Wig Hat
by EmJayee November 10, 2018
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Wig

When you are sister shocked about something (sister shook)
*Peyton R. says tea*
Amia: Wig!
Me (Elizabeth):TEA SISSSS
by Elizabeth;) April 15, 2019
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