Whatever Blanks Your Blank

Chris Hansen's way of saying whatever floats your boat. Origin: all the times he replaces an inappropriate word with "blank" on the show To Catch a Predator.

Pred: I wasn't gonna do anything, I swear
Chris Hansen: Whatever blanks your blank.

by Pialinist April 22, 2023

whatever fucks your boat

Veyr much like whatever floats your boat but with more pizazz and gravitas

Person 1: "Should I climb mount everest and then parachute off the top of it?"

Person 2: "whatever fucks your boat"

by batman2504 March 11, 2025

[Whatever fills your pussy]

If it makes you happy, go for it

She: I'm going to shop for Lipstick at Macy's
He: Whatever fills your pussy.

by mossiears March 20, 2014

Whatever

A weird way to say "Hello" in the ship of fools server

Whatever, Fellow fool!

by Meckabone March 7, 2023

Whatever slut

A male or female that sleeps around, but has a steady career or bright future.

Oh the dentist Becky? She's a whatever slut!

by Textbook posse August 27, 2017

Whatever Sinks Your Dink

a spicy alternative to whatever floats your boat

person 1: you should run over that limp squirrel

person 2:NO, you penis I'll run over the downy woodpecker

person 3: whatever sinks your dink!

by yona420 November 15, 2020

Cool Whatever Late

Is another way of saying, "That's cool! I don't care! I have to go now."
This is slang used in Commerce City, Colorado.

Wanna meet me at Starbucks? Cool Whatever Late.

by MyNameIsMr.TylerNotMr.Taylor October 4, 2009