Hang Gliding Wiener

Slang for the clitoris, due to the fact that the entire organ looks like a streamlined penis, the kind used in hang gliding.

I looked at a diagram of a clit and it looks like a Hang Gliding Wiener.

by Satan Trump May 13, 2018

wienerable

Anyone who a man would have sex with.

Yeah, she's wienerable.

by Wolfie Head January 07, 2016

Fellsmere Wiener Swap

When a bald police officer gently handles your meats in exchange for other meats meant for your mouth.

“Officer Swallace whipped his meat out and we had no choice but to engage in the ole Fellsmere Wiener Swap. I’ve never had a more firm, moist wiener between my buns”

by Swivel mi timbers February 11, 2023

Leaner wiener

When something gets you sort-of aroused. Your dick starts to get hard and leans to one side.

She bent over and I saw down her shirt. I started to get a leaner wiener.

by Spence’s Mom March 18, 2024

Wiener-snip-zel

A German vasectomy

Bob got a German vasectomy. It was a real Wiener-snip-zel.

by Honeybadger43 June 16, 2024

Gretchen Wieners

The fetchest in the land, even if other's don't think fetch will happen.

Gretchen Wieners: "That is so fetch!"
Regina: "Gretchen! Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!"

by FetchinGretchen June 10, 2023

Wiener Card

The first time you ate a big long wiener

Kyle: when did you lose your wiener card
Tom: September 11th, 2001

by PeturGriffin November 26, 2022