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Van Gogh

To inadvertently fly a drone or quad copter into ones self causing injury to ones ear.
Man, did you see that guys ear? He was flying his racing drone in the house and totally Van Goghed himself!
by This is just a pseudonym November 11, 2021
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Hold Van

Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.
Caesar: L et’s go g, there’s a hold van pulling up.

Aaron: Snm, my bro.
by lilmates May 15, 2023
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Van-Shittert

1) A ‘Van-shittert’ is a person who is addicted to playing video games even though they’re probably too old for them. Normally also has an American accent but doesn’t claim to be American.

2) a bit of a space geek and will talk about astronomy when trying to impress people. Has a temper problem that is expressed mainly when under-going physical exercise or participating in group cleaning activities.
Person 1: ‘he is clearly American
Person 2 ‘I asked him earlier, he said he’s not from America!’
Person 1: ‘I saw him killing a pig on Minecraft as well’
Person 2: ‘Oh my god dude! He’s such a “Van-Shittert”.’
by skankhunt49 October 15, 2020
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Van Of Fun

The van of fun is a popular name for pedophiles and kidnappers vans alike. The van of fun is used to elude children into getting in to the van of fun then told next "take off your pants, kid".
Pedo "HE HE HE HEY KID WANT TO GET INTO THE VAN OF FUN??!!?!?"
Kid "No not really"
Pedo "WE HAVE CANDY AND WIFI!"
Kid "OKAY"
*kid gets in van*
Whats the passwo-
*van door closes*
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Van Buren

Van Buren is a small little very famous town from a john Wayne movie aaaaand that's about it. Aside from its stardom in the 60s nothing has ever come out of van buren worth ever mentioning. Van buren is a small racist backwards compatible thinking town of yesteryear with no progressive nature insight (doesnt even have the car insurance). Van buren it the uttermost waste of time,space, and overall well being I've ever seen in arkansas. The police in van buren like to think that they are a huge city (i.e. Chicago, st Louis) but in all reality theres 1 major road through the town which harbours many of the towns accidents from thos who chose to turn left. If you search for ft smith you'll see how shitty that place is bit it will also say "at least we're not van buren". If you love to just piss away 90% of your life and money and have nothing to show for it then van buren is the right place for you and if you like to drink it's perfect for you bc in a town of 20,000 theres not a single gas station, dollar general nor a Walmart that can quench your thirst. All in all van buren arkansas is a watered down more inbred hillbilly version of the days of our lives.
Karen:"Hey let's go to van buren arkansas to see its historic sites"
Anyone else: " well karen hope this was worth it google even said it was a shithole"
"Hey van buren looks like a lovely"
People in van buren: "yeah so does a shotgun barrel as well"
"Why the hell does stuff cost so much in this town"
Van Buren:"as you can tell this is a high class society with the upmost police force in 3 counties"
Citizens of van buren "I just saw a minivan with the top cut off and a piece of plywood behind the driver so they could make the minivan a truck"
by Jmts90 October 23, 2019
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veronica and van

Veronica and Van are 2 cute middle schoolers that are super popular yet none of their friends notice that each of them have a big, fat, crush on each other. They are both idiots and don't know that the other has a crush on them, because of that they are too scared to tell anyone about their crushes. Van is a tall, skinny, and typically handsome guy that gets exceptional(Not The Greatest) grades. Veronica on the other hand is an amazingly beautiful and bright woman that makes bff's in a wink of an eye, She's an honor roll student with perfect grades and all the teachers adore her kindness and all the support she gives to others, she can bring out the best in anyone no matter their age, intelligence, wealth, race, Nationality, or how they act. Veronica Has a big crush on Van and thinks about him all the time, in her dreams, in school, anywhere and anytime. Her crush on him gives her faith and hope, she always tries to be herself. Van is pretty much exactly like Veronica except the part about making bff's easily, he has a lot of friends but not as many as Veronica because he takes longer to get friends and they were hard for him to get. They Are The Perfect Couple Yet They Are Both Scared What Everyone Else Will Think Of Their Relationship, will their friends be jealous that their friend got the guy/girl that he/she liked, will they be disgusted by it, what will they think of me asking him/her out?, That's what Veronica and Van always have on their minds.
Veronica and Van are just a cute couple to be trying to try and impress each other. example:"Veronica is so cute today"thinks Van staring at her. "Omg Van is so Hot Why Don't I just ask him out already?"Thinks Veronica gawking obviously but no one notices.
by Valencia Arintina November 26, 2016
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van-sexual

Someone who is attracted to any type of van or vehicle that looks like one.
Dude, what is up with Asians and minivans are they all van-sexual?
by WWizard February 13, 2021
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