The act of placing your testicles over the eyes of a woman and having your erect penis placed on there forehead making it look like she is a blind unicorn
by kinky_kelly_and_the_sexy_stud April 10, 2010
One person lays down (spread eagle) or in the doggy style position. The other partner straps a dildo onto their head and charges full speed into the other partners asshole or vagina.
by d-train_27 October 19, 2009
That new shitty drink that everyone is hyping about that has LIKE 203838393 grams of sugar and calories from Starbucks
Tiffany: omg hey girl have you tried the new Unicorn frappuccino it made my day and I posted it and got like 1000 likes on Instagram
Sarah: umm no it looks like shit and I hope you ge diabetes
Sarah: umm no it looks like shit and I hope you ge diabetes
by Avocado thot April 20, 2017
The obnoxiously cheerful and candy-coated updates friends post to social networks - all the time. Some use their unicorn poop to make you feel worse about a situation you previously posted by rubbing it in that they NEVER have any problems.
When you have relationship problems, they post Unicorn Poop: "I have the bestest boyfriend in the whole wide world :D He could never do anything wrong because he is so perfect! Nobody else could ever be as happy as me!!!"
Right after your car breaks down, they post Unicorn Poop: "I am SO loving my reliable new car!!! Thanks mom & dad for loving me enough to buy it for me!"
"I'm so irritated, every time I get on Facebook, the feed is covered in Unicorn Poop!"
Right after your car breaks down, they post Unicorn Poop: "I am SO loving my reliable new car!!! Thanks mom & dad for loving me enough to buy it for me!"
"I'm so irritated, every time I get on Facebook, the feed is covered in Unicorn Poop!"
by SilverScorpion November 10, 2011
The act of applying an Alaskan Pipeline onto one's forehead and the preceding to eat out a women while having the aforementioned Alaskan Pipeline insert into the Anus.
Brandon: "Dude, did you hear what Patrick and Asia did last night?"
Alex: "Yeah I heard Patrick gave her a Prancing Unicorn, She said it felt amazing. I think that'd be weird as hell"
Gabby: "So you heard Patrick gave Asia a Prancing Unicorn right? She said it was the greatest feeling ever."
Regan: "Yeah I wish my boyfriend would give me one....."
Alex: "Yeah I heard Patrick gave her a Prancing Unicorn, She said it felt amazing. I think that'd be weird as hell"
Gabby: "So you heard Patrick gave Asia a Prancing Unicorn right? She said it was the greatest feeling ever."
Regan: "Yeah I wish my boyfriend would give me one....."
by Weatherford'13 November 21, 2011
by Jane Amplebosom July 04, 2010
Rooted in the expression: "Hung like a horse", a Unicorn Dick or UD, refers to a exceptionally large penis with the magical powers of a Unicorn. These powers include: making women sneak out of bed with men they are dating in order to pursue the UD, making women jump from man to man looking to fill a void that only a UD can fill, and making women lie straight faced to a man they allegedly care about when confronted about sneaking out to pursue the UD.
I don't understand why she is with him, he has no job, he treats her like shit, and he spends all her money.
He must have a Unicorn Dick.
Whatever dude, Unicorns aren't even real.
He must have a Unicorn Dick.
Whatever dude, Unicorns aren't even real.
by autobrick December 25, 2009