This is the act of resting your nut sack on your lovers eye's. As your dick is sticking upwards into the sky on the forehead, your lover jerks you off until you squirt upwards into the air. This from a close to far away distance is called the squirting unicorn.
by Zubin Mehta June 11, 2008
Get the Squirting Unicornmug. The act of placing your testicles over the eyes of a woman and having your erect penis placed on there forehead making it look like she is a blind unicorn
by kinky_kelly_and_the_sexy_stud April 10, 2010
Get the Blind unicornmug. One person lays down (spread eagle) or in the doggy style position. The other partner straps a dildo onto their head and charges full speed into the other partners asshole or vagina.
by d-train_27 October 19, 2009
Get the Raging Unicornmug. That new shitty drink that everyone is hyping about that has LIKE 203838393 grams of sugar and calories from Starbucks
Tiffany: omg hey girl have you tried the new Unicorn frappuccino it made my day and I posted it and got like 1000 likes on Instagram
Sarah: umm no it looks like shit and I hope you ge diabetes
Sarah: umm no it looks like shit and I hope you ge diabetes
by Avocado thot April 20, 2017
Get the Unicorn frappuccinomug. The act of applying an Alaskan Pipeline onto one's forehead and the preceding to eat out a women while having the aforementioned Alaskan Pipeline insert into the Anus.
Brandon: "Dude, did you hear what Patrick and Asia did last night?"
Alex: "Yeah I heard Patrick gave her a Prancing Unicorn, She said it felt amazing. I think that'd be weird as hell"
Gabby: "So you heard Patrick gave Asia a Prancing Unicorn right? She said it was the greatest feeling ever."
Regan: "Yeah I wish my boyfriend would give me one....."
Alex: "Yeah I heard Patrick gave her a Prancing Unicorn, She said it felt amazing. I think that'd be weird as hell"
Gabby: "So you heard Patrick gave Asia a Prancing Unicorn right? She said it was the greatest feeling ever."
Regan: "Yeah I wish my boyfriend would give me one....."
by Weatherford'13 November 20, 2011
Get the Prancing Unicornmug. by Jane Amplebosom July 7, 2010
Get the Unicorn Burgermug. The obnoxiously cheerful and candy-coated updates friends post to social networks - all the time. Some use their unicorn poop to make you feel worse about a situation you previously posted by rubbing it in that they NEVER have any problems.
When you have relationship problems, they post Unicorn Poop: "I have the bestest boyfriend in the whole wide world :D He could never do anything wrong because he is so perfect! Nobody else could ever be as happy as me!!!"
Right after your car breaks down, they post Unicorn Poop: "I am SO loving my reliable new car!!! Thanks mom & dad for loving me enough to buy it for me!"
"I'm so irritated, every time I get on Facebook, the feed is covered in Unicorn Poop!"
Right after your car breaks down, they post Unicorn Poop: "I am SO loving my reliable new car!!! Thanks mom & dad for loving me enough to buy it for me!"
"I'm so irritated, every time I get on Facebook, the feed is covered in Unicorn Poop!"
by SilverScorpion November 10, 2011
Get the Unicorn Poopmug.