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United States 

The richest and greatest nation to ever exist in the history of the world. First Nation to use basic common sense for laws and policies. Number 1 military and entertainment industry. Countless technology and medical breakthroughs. And most importantly freedom and justice for all.
The United States has the most gold medals in the Olympic Games
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United Flight 232 

A plane that crashed in Sioux City, Iowa in 1989 due to an engine breaking apart and severing the planes hydraulic lines.
"Did you hear about United Flight 232?"
United Flight 232 by Aha-ri April 20, 2024

United Statesing 

When you colonize a country and fill it with your people to show how powerful you are, but that country ends up becoming more powerful than you are.
British Empire: I will colonize North America and show how powerful my empire is.
George Washington: Fancing some United Statesing. Hold my musket.

United States Ass Sacking 

An expression in the Turkey woods when a hunter or hunting partners harvest two or more turkeys in a single day.
I’ll say ol buddy, today was a United States Ass Sacking!

It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.

United States of AIPAC 

A satire derivative of "United States of America" hinting to how the U.S.A. is being controlled and "occupied" by the American Israeli Public Affairs Committee lobby via "donating" to congressmen in order to serve Israel's interests.
-Did you know that speaker of the house, Mike Johnson, is in bed with AIPAC?
-Lol...it's the United States of AIPAC at this point...

United States of America

The home to racism!

but i prefer living in the UK

United Steaks of America

same as the soviet onion, except 'merica
Hide the oil, the United Steaks of America is here!!! oops i meant states