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ahh unionville pa.. the little town where everyone knows ur name but theres nothing to freaking do thats unionville for ya.... the football team sux because they are all rich snobs who roll up in the beamers or hummers that they got on their 16th birthday cause daddy and mommy are rich! so they are all just a bunch of imjured SOBS who cant play!!!!!!! WHY DONT THE GIRLS PLAY THEY MIGHT DO BETTER!!!!!!!!!

theres always some kind of drama hapining wherever u turn a corner
u no ur in unionville when ur not acepted cause u didnt buy the latest and greatest abercromie shirt and the ugly ugg boots
by sumone January 5, 2005
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Union carpenter

An adult male or female with several years of experience in the building trades who more often than not enjoys the company of someone of his/her own sex not only to confide in but to also kiss and fondle while on a jobsite. A union carpenter will also have various credentials and certifications including but not limited too force jamming pickles into their own or their lovers/ partners urethra or anal port.
Hey, did you see how well greg took that pickle inside himself while maintaining eye contact with your dad... He must be a union carpenter.
by greg the pickle hammer April 30, 2014
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Soviet Union

(noun)

The large area between the legs of a communist (or socialist) consisting of the collective of dick, balls (in females: clit, labia, pussyhole), grundle, asshole and the lower asscheeks. Although residing equally in each person, it is considered a public body for the purposes of insult or the site of potential sexual revolution.
1: Comrade! Share the pack of cigarettes with me, I'm strung!
2: Oh yeah? Serve my Soviet Union, urod, I need it!
1: Well, I hope it collapses, blyat!
2: ( ゚Д゚)

Beautiful devotchka, let's get to my flat and make Soviet Union together!
by 4x7a175e December 25, 2019
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Union

An extremely ghetto town in Ohio known for its flawless drugs. Rich folk look down on Union folk. The poor folk that live there don't really care because they can just get their buddies and pound the rich folk.
Shoot man, I can't walk around Union right now. It's dark outside and I got money in pocket, I'll most likely get mugged.
by Jackie Bo Backie June 16, 2008
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Soviet Union

Stalin, my leader! Wipe out the capitalist pigs! Rise and bring your means to your world!
by Richard February 4, 2004
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unionville

hell yea were rich kids!! and just caz ur jealous of our money makes u think were all fuckin stupid. and good luck tryin to get into Penn State with ur 4.0 gpa... i'll slide in with my 2.5 and 50,000$
typical unionville rich kids (us):
my mom wont let me fly to paris is first class! shes so god fuckin mean.. i'll have to pay for it with my weekly 10k allowance
by rich white girl April 18, 2008
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Unionville Girls

so its really sad how everyone is fighting about unionville.

the fact is, unionville is full of labels and sterotypes.
and every student in the school tries to fit everyone else in to one.

98% of unionville is fake. and if you go there or don't go there, thats the truth.

drugs are everywhere. but whre are they not? people in this school are snobs. you can't have an intellegent conversation with 99% of the school.

unionville also is full of sluts and whores.
you walk down the hallway, and you see the following-
abercrombie.
uggs.
wiggers.
way too much skin.
preps, preps and more preps.
druggies.
and
too much hollister.

i'm from chicago. i'm one of the only people in unionville who knows what the outside world is like. its not at all like unionville. when your in unionville, other than the school, the most exciting thing is landhope.

its just a fricken gas station.

most of unionville is fake.
thats the truth.
by i'm katie. February 6, 2008
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