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University Of Toledo

Cool school in Toledo Ohio. Campus is Huge and is ranked as one of the most beautiful campuses. if your on campus and drive one way. your in a rich neighborhood. drive the other way and its pretty dirty and ghetto. but overall pretty nice college
Billy:Bro should we hang with the millionaires? or smoke crack in the ghetto?

John: Why don't we do both? were at the University Of Toledo so its all cool

Billy: Alright!!!!!
by nji234 June 18, 2012
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ToneDef

ToneDef is a band founded in 2006 by Stephen, Christophe, and Chris. Later members in clude Jeremy and Matt. The name comes from jeremy's inability to sing anything in tune.

Recordings are made using a computer microphone and the TeamSpeak application. Insturments usually include only a trumpet, but multiple trumpets, improvised drums (Dr.Worm) , and bass guitars (Infected) have been used in passed songs. Usually Stephen will play trumpet as Christophe sings, with othjers filling out the parts.

ToneDef does entirely edited covers and has not written a song to date. The GUmmi Bears Theme Song was the first song ever recorded. They have also been known to do a capella songs (for the longest time) and insturmentals (Mortal Kombat. They have one music video (Captain Planet) and one slide show, both of which are posted on YouTube and can be found by searching ToneDef.

Their first CD, My Anti-Depressent, was released on June 19th included 43 tracks and over 20 different songs. 27 copies were sold.
- Why does Tonedef sound so bad?

- Because Jeremy is singing again.

- Aw man
by SiempreMejor July 20, 2006
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TOed

I was really TOed by his picking his nose in the front of class.
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Topped off

The art of diverting a peer/co-worker's attention away from you while you quickily remove your shirt, catching them off-guard when they look back. The more people you "top off", the cooler you become.
(insert name) said the copy machine was out of paper. I grabbed a stack off the shelf behind me and when I turned back around his shirt was off! I cannot believe I got "topped off" again this week!!!
by G-Magic22 April 20, 2011
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Torpedoed

The accidental insertion of the erect Penis into a Woman's anus during regular vaginal intercourse. This is unplanned entry without pre lube or forewarning. Often ends in a slap in the face or surprise orgasm. Usually pain
I was banging that bird and I totally torpedoed her, turns out she had piles and didn't like it up the shitter
by Torpedoed August 31, 2014
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Torpedo

Often referring to a man's penis.
Hey, I bet Jerry's going to give her the Torpedo tonight!
by Larryfun September 4, 2005
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Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry

Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry ingredients concist of:

- 1 fairly large (preferably chunky for flavorable reasons) chunk of shit.
- Three to four and a half tablespoons of freshly squeezed seamen.
- 1 ass hole (the female anus is more conveinent for locational reasons)
- 1 unpopped cherry (if the female has already encountered vaginal intercourse, you should wait for her period or ring out a used tampon)

Now that you have the ingredients to create your own Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry, lets begin with the step by step instructions.

Step 1. Grab a blender or a margarita shaker.
Step 2. Place that blender/shaker to the guy/girl's anus, tap his/her shoulder to sygnal to him/her that he/she is ready to release a fresh chunk into the blender/shaker.
Step 3. Carefuly place a penis into the blender/shaker and begin to ejaculate aproximently 3 - 4 tablespoons of seamen.
Step 4. Conceal the blender/shaker and being to blend/shake the substances.
TIP: Weather you are using a male or female's anus, they can prepare for this Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry by not whiping the anus after unloading their ass holes in the toilet, thus creating a tasty crusty base for the pie.

Step 5. Carefuly pour the mixed bodily fluids gently into the crusted ring of the ass hole.
Step 6. Last but not least top the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie off with a few drops of a womens cherry juice (If the female is not on her a period, already had her cherry popped, and does not have any extra used tampons around, a little punch in the back of the head can cause the women to drip blood from her ear holes into the Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie to add the final ingredient)

Thank you and I hope you enjoy your Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry =D
Eve: Now that we've had dinner what do you have in mind for desert?

Adam: A Chocolate Smoothie Mudhole Pie Topped With A Cherry sounds delicious right now

Eve: You read my mind!
by Loiper May 25, 2009
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