tonsil paint

n., alcohol, lubrication

Jeb, let's paint the town red with some good ol' tonsil paint!

by roger the fabricator February 19, 2004

Tonsil tickler

Shoving your penis far enough in the throat to tickle the tonsils. May tickle more if a pubic hair gets stuck in the throat as well.

Nate slept through the entire tonsil tickler I gave him last night!

by Flap master June 17, 2013

TSD: Tools of Standardised Diversity

I am not ashamed to admit that I am lost without spellchecker.

by Big nation April 7, 2003

8x10 Toolshed

1. Matthew Inman, writer for the hilarious "The Oatmeal" website, as described by a nonfan on May 21, 2011. This is the opinion of merely one man, an employee at Lowe's who apparently enjoys his life of selling toilets and driving forklifts inside giant warehouses, seeing as The Oatmeal is the worlds leading source in 3rd grade humor and grammar awareness.

2. A Complete and utter tool, and most likely a douchebag as well. See: DJ Pauly D

1. "I am too stupid to understand your sense of humor. Thus, you are officially an 8x10 Toolshed."

2. "God, watching Jersey Shore is like watching a documentary of the inventory at Lowe's: Totally overstocked with 8x10 Toolsheds."

by swall67 July 9, 2011

Frost your tonsil's

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth while she's deep throat you.

It felt so good when you were going down on me that I couldn't help but frost your tonsil's.

by JBIRD48 April 18, 2010

Tonsk

A person who goes to Villanova and smoke(d)(s) an insanely large amount of pot, until they have to get drug tested and stop for a little while. In the meantime, they usually turn to dealing drugs. Also, may be a very violent alcoholic. However, despite these obstacles, this person still manages to pull in more ass than most people in their class.

Oh my god, look it's (a) Tonsk. Go ask him if he'll sell us an eighth.

by Maury Ballstein December 6, 2006

Toon

A paracytic creature that swims up someone's anus and attaches itself to the victims sphincter. Once it imbeds its fat unpleasant head into host, it is almost impossible to remove and causes serve pain and discomfort. Residing mainly in Port Phillip Bay Victoria, but will travel as far as Northern NSW and South Australia if conditions are suitable.

"Ohh Lord kill me now...I think a Toon just swam up my arse!!"

by Mundey Magic January 13, 2009