I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A song my friends and I sing in the lunch line at school. Why? Nobody knows.

Sky: I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Amber&Emily: She will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.
Innocent Bystander1: What in the hell does that mean?
Innocent Bystander2: Nobody really knows, they just sing it every day to piss off the lunch ladies.

by SkyPullera May 17, 2004

i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.

(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011

damn bae you lookin like a snacc today

He's looking fine asf and you wanna give him a rim job

Damn bae you lookin like a snacc today

by Fuchsiskntb October 5, 2017

todaysnoise

Current sensationalist news

Todaysnoise is poised to be tomorrow's forgotten choice.

by Hercolena Oliver April 7, 2009

Today Notice

When giving your employer notice of your resignation, you kindly offer a "today notice" rather than a "two week" notice.

Disgruntled Employee: "On 'Bring Your Child to Work Day' my boss told me that he didn't care that it was raining, I still had to walk 6 blocks to pick up some cupcakes for his fat kid."

Friend: "What did you do?"

Disgruntled Employee: "I turned in my 'today notice.' I quit today."

by Memphis in your review mirror. May 21, 2011

tiddy bitch

Someone who complains about frivolous problems. Also someone who refuses to participate in activities. It is a highly versital insult.

Used exclusively in Dallas Texas.

"Stop being a little tiddy bitch and get on the damn Ferris wheel."

by CarAnnaKat October 21, 2017

tiddys

proof their is a god

tiddys are INDISPUTABLE PROOF that their is a god

by Lil barnacles #1 fan June 2, 2022