Pumpkin Patch

(VERB)

The act of
(A) Obtaining a pumpkin
(B) Drilling multiple holes into the pumpkin (of various size) - perhaps carving them out
(C) Heating the pumpkin (via microwave or oven)
and then
(D) Having a large group of men attempt to patch the holes of the pumpkin with their respective penises.

Alas: A pumpkin patch.

(NOUN)

- A gathering of males attempting to patch the holes of a carved pumpkin with their penises.
- A group of scrubs

(VERB)

Martin: "Yo kewlkid987 - spawn camping is prohibited on this server."
Steve: "What is this, a pumpkin patch server?"

(NOUN)

Bill: "Hey Joe, how did you like the midnight release of the new Call of Duty?"
Joe: "At first it had some perks, but it ended up becoming the usual pumpkin patch like every other one of these midnight releases."

by NapoleonBonrhrd November 9, 2013

rock patch

a fun term for a rock quarry

i like to be in the rock patch , its hot but fun.

by r. cane October 10, 2005

yodel patch

The area between the balls and butthole, also known as the grundle or the taint.

Dave is always eager to lick dingleberries and any other kind of shit remnants off of his frat brothers' yodel patches.

by Dave B. December 19, 2003

Faggit Patch

A kid who is the outcast of society also who is called gay or is said to like guys by all of his freinds

No one shall fear, Faggit Patch is here

by FaggitPatch January 26, 2010

pee patch

n. An ecologically friendly garden richly composted with organic material from the home.

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Watch your step when you're gathering carrots in the pee patch There is some fresh humanure out there.

by gnostic3 January 2, 2023

snatch patch

a female who acts like a bitch for no reason other than to make people miserable.

Peggy Sue left me waiting for my lunch so she could make a phone call; what a snatch patch!

by devonshire69 November 6, 2008

patching the kernel

glueing your girlfriends vagina closed and then taking a shit all over it and reopening it with your dick.

hey i heard alex was patching the kernel last night

by johnjam76 June 15, 2010