Facebook

A social media site originally used for updating friends and family of various aspects of users' lives but is now a convenient format for all those annoying old people to voice their political opinions.
Old Man: I hate Obama! Better post a million articles about it on Facebook!
by Moaloa January 23, 2016
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Facebook

A social network used for poking and friending and on. To friend to play games, (deal or no deal, great game). A way to stalk and get creeped out by people and look at peoples belated profiles, awkward! Never friend someone you don't or it will get weird!!!
"Hey John, I can't wait to facebook you the answer to the Science Test." "
by MariahCarey'sfriendnamedBob April 13, 2012
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facebook

only 50 year old moms use this to heart live, laugh, love pictures and the stupidly popular minion memes.

also if you have it and your like, 7, your parents were probably on crack and done with the world to let their child have any form of social media.
karen: "wow! this facebook meme is so funny!"

"your fucking retarded."
by milkpuddl3s November 12, 2020
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Facebook

I wasted my time on facebook last night.
by Darth_Wilson September 28, 2019
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Facebook

The reason why I can't get on with my life and put my phone down. Also where people document every action they make.
Bob: I am addicted to facebook!
Michelle: Get a life!

Bob: Wait, I need to put what you said on facebook!

Bob: *opens the facebook app*
by t_lly July 3, 2014
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Facebooker

A member of generation Y. Someone born in the 1980's or 1990's.
by loweryjk February 21, 2008
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Facebooked

getting caught doing something or saying something u dont want other people to find out about
Guy 1:i was tryin to get wit another girl on facebook nd my girlfriend caught me

Guy 2: B you got Facebooked!
by MC ShadowOfDeath November 15, 2007
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