Technoblade

a pig that never dies in minecraft

friend : who’s that man that never dies in minecraft

me:THATS TECHNOBLADE. NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

by randompersonhahahahah June 21, 2021

Technoblade

The pig that never dies ;D

technoblade NEVER DIES BABY!

by Jilleen June 29, 2021

Technoblade

a pig playing minecraft. Hates baby zombies. Phil is his “dad”

“TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES BABY”

by FNF-kid July 14, 2021

Technoblade

A pig who hates orphans but loves potatoes. also a blood god you should not want to cross playing skywars. (also from the dream smp)

“Blood for the Blood God!” the chat screams at Technoblade

by Asdfloopers:) October 21, 2021

Technoblade Fan

Probably a part of Technoblade's merchandise. It's a fan with Technoblade on it.

A: Hey, Technoblade's merch store just opened!
B: Yeah, I know! I bought a Technoblade Fan!

by sadkay November 11, 2021

Technoblade

A minecraft youtuber with over 8 million subscribers. He is known for his wonderful sense of humor, monotone voice, and violence towards orphans (a joke obviously.) He also is a great singer, with classics such as "Blitz."

Some quotes of his:
"If Hypixel has taught me anything, the answer is SLAVERY."
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense! You've gotta believe me!"
"You have got to stop bullying people online." "That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career!"
*Playing a game called "Punch The Bats"* "This video is sponsored by PETA

"TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!"

".. what?"

by i'm very cool, i promise August 10, 2021

Techno Thot

A female who has the urge to have sexual intercourse with multiple technological beings.

"Mmm I really wanna fuck that robot and THAT ROBOT AND THAT ROB........ wait.... I'm such a techno thot..... Ugh"

by Fern the fiendish fish January 16, 2022