Taonga is God's greatest son. Greater even than that middle eastern fraud. He is God's gift to mankind. Worship and cherish Taonga. If you ever meet him in person buy him a pint because he deserves it for gracing you with his presence. Taonga was sent on earth to redeem the great nation of Zimbabwe. Taonga is the saviour.
Guy 1: Yo bro I just made $16000 from my 0.01 lot trade, how is that possible?
Guy 2: Oh it's because we are in the divine presence of Taonga so obviously things will go our way
Guy1: Oh really? I should buy my Saviour a pint of black label to thank him for his service.
Guy2: As you should
Guy 2: Oh it's because we are in the divine presence of Taonga so obviously things will go our way
Guy1: Oh really? I should buy my Saviour a pint of black label to thank him for his service.
Guy2: As you should
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A sacred ritual aboard Jimmy’s spaceship where Xavier, in a bold display of freedom, strips completely naked in the cabin and repurposes his bedsheet into a makeshift toga. He then proceeds to strut around like an intergalactic philosopher, embracing the ancient art of barely-there fashion. Often met with equal parts admiration and confusion from the crew, Toga Time is both a spectacle and a tradition.
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Get the Tangambalanga mug.A chronic linguistic disorder found mostly among native Luzon folks who proudly feast on pagpag like it’s gourmet meal prep, yet suddenly feel the need to speak in English halfway through a sentence just to sound smart, deep, or “relate-worthy.” Brain cells switch languages mid-thought because Tagalog wasn't dramatic enough, and English wasn't complete.
I was literally so gutom so I ate two plates of kanin like walang bukas omg I'm still hungry fr no cap Geng Geng(tondo mongoloid clan).
I think I'm having a tangalog syndrome.
I think I'm having a tangalog syndrome.
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