Taonga

Taonga is God's greatest son. Greater even than that middle eastern fraud. He is God's gift to mankind. Worship and cherish Taonga. If you ever meet him in person buy him a pint because he deserves it for gracing you with his presence. Taonga was sent on earth to redeem the great nation of Zimbabwe. Taonga is the saviour.
Guy 1: Yo bro I just made $16000 from my 0.01 lot trade, how is that possible?
Guy 2: Oh it's because we are in the divine presence of Taonga so obviously things will go our way
Guy1: Oh really? I should buy my Saviour a pint of black label to thank him for his service.
Guy2: As you should
by Tit_licker February 08, 2025
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Smidza

"Oh Smidza, oh Smidza, I am about to cum," a sexy ass blonde.
by Tit_licker March 09, 2022
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