Bullshittin as motherfucker. Bland, boring, and someone no one likes (well lame people...like vegans). In addition, takes on the personality of the each individual they associate with (poser)(as if you cook tofu in something making it flavorful)...fake as fuck.
by The Seasons February 22, 2018
Get the Tofu Ass Nigga mug.When you are having buttsex, cum in her butt, pull out, then proceed to fall asleep before cleaning up. In the morning, she sucks the cum-crusty doodoo butter off your dick and it gets stuck in her teeth like toffee always does. That cum-crusty doodoo butter is butter toffee.
Yo... I had some butter toffee this morning and I cannot get it out of my teeth. I tried brushing and everything.
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by AlbertAndFlamingo June 2, 2018
Get the TOFUU mug.Noun: A girl who is not good looking enough to be hot in her own right, but that one is willing to sleep with in a desperate situation or a situation where their friend may sleep with a hot chick. Toft is an acronym which stands for Take One For the Team.
A: Bro check out those broads over there!
B: Dude those are major Tofts my friend, major Tofts.
C: So what happened last night brother?
D: Dude I had my beer goggles on, woke up beside a major Toft...
C: Ouch!
B: Dude those are major Tofts my friend, major Tofts.
C: So what happened last night brother?
D: Dude I had my beer goggles on, woke up beside a major Toft...
C: Ouch!
by Chimichanga13 August 30, 2010
Get the TOFT mug.a prep school boy who wears clothes that noone else could ever manage to pull off, but still look great, can be a little up themselves and according to sources they like state school girls, just like me
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by moi May 13, 2004
Get the toff mug.dealing with soy tofu in depression with a red hat and a purple spatula. You must wear hot pink shoes and have a name that starts with "R", "S" or "C"
Santiago was in a soy tofu mood while licking his cat, henry. He then went into a state of soy tofu mess. After this, he took Symbolta because of his soy tofu mess/depresion.
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