Fail tail

When a man attepts to cling to his youth by maintaining long hair in a ponytail. Usually he is also going bald and wears a ball cap as well.

Mark should quit clinging to scraps and cut that fail tail off.

by Freerobotsex July 6, 2010

taco tail

the rectal burning experienced when defecating a spicy food

that chili yesterday gave me some serious taco tail

by mebalzitch October 3, 2010

Hanging Tail

When one lounges about in nothing more than a t-shirt on.

"i ordered some pizza the other night and answered the door forgetting the fact that i was Hanging Tail"

by Murdersnake March 4, 2021

Tail Cheering

Tail Cheering is when someone doesn't know whether to boo or cheer for a team while watching sport with friends/family therefore follows what everyone else does. (despite having no idea what the hell is going on)

This is usually done when someone is desperate to fit in or wants to make a good impression in front of friends and family.

Guy: Woooo!

Friends: Why the hell are you cheering? We just lost!
Guy: Oh damn... uhhh.. yeah I know... I was being a good sport is all... hehe..
Friends: You were Tail Cheering this whole time weren't you?

by GraddadGiveMeAGumJob June 6, 2018

Camel tail

Male version of the camel toe. See monkey knuckles and snake and eggs.

Jason: Did you see the camel tail on that hipster?

Emily: Yeah, his pants were super tight.

by Keng1012 April 14, 2017

Devil’s Tail

A butt plug tied to a string

Sal: Leo looks pretty sore today
Felix: Yeah, Refi uses her Devil’s Tail on him
Sal: Wanna play 8 ball

by FelixWard October 19, 2018

Coon-tail

The tail of a raccoon. Think Davy Rocket hat minus the part that goes on your head.

Yeah those little fuckers kept rummaging through my trash cans. Picked em’ off with an air rifle and now I got some fresh coon-tails.

by Barry B. Buttsauce September 24, 2021