Tacoism

A religion in which you are a taco and you believe in the big taco

I pray everynight before bed to the big taco so my religion is Tacoism.

by tacotacotaco111 July 13, 2016

tacky tan boi

Tacky Tan Boi (Boy) is a term used for one of the nerdiest student in your biology class. It basically defines someone as a cheap person, who loves Tans and Tanlines, tall and obsessed with Kpop even though he/she doesn’t know them. It can either be boy or girl and can have a variety of terms. Such as for a girl you have Tacky Tanny Tan. This usual person is obsessed with Computer Engineering and is part of a band (usually answers can vary.)

1: Your such a Tacky Tan Boi, why are you so cheap!

2: Stop tanning, your a Tacky Tan Boi Addict aren’t you.
3: Stop wasting your time to code Tacky Tan Boi

by Tacky Tan Boi July 23, 2018

tactithot

A female currently serving in the military or veteran, who is likely an IG Model that takes seductive pics in tactical attire for attention and likes. Is or was likely a POG (Person other than Grunt) but acts as a Grunt in her pictures.

She’s just a tactithot, she’s never been in a fire fight and isn’t even holding her weapon right, her IBA looks ate up
Another female military veteran trying to be an IG Model, under the guise of tactithot which will gain attention amongst the Vet community because she looks hot holding an M-4 and wearing a G-string
I know that tactithot, she couldn’t even qualify at the range

That tactithot only made rank, using her looks, now she thinks she’s badass because she wears G-strings and is covering her tits with an M-4

by PC Slayer Sword June 10, 2020

Taco Bell Spanking

Using a Taco Bell quesadilla to profusely spank someone while they have beans in the ass, sour cream on their butt cheeks, and a burrito down their throat.

Ugh, bend me over and give me that Taco Bell spanking baby!!!!!

by Fat Bitch and Big Laurie January 6, 2022

Taco Bell Hellfire Anus

The Taco Bell Hellfire Anus is referred to that of an individual whose asshole has gone through brutal, immense torture. First, molten shit, roughly the temperature of over 500 degrees fahrenheit, explodes out of the asshole that shakes the bathroom with a 1.5 magnitude earthquake. Not matter how many times the individual says they’ll never eat at Taco Bell again, it doesn’t ease the pain. After major drippage from the ass will follow the smell. The smell is so unbelievably stinky a fart cloud is formed within the bathroom that lingers for weeks. After 40 minutes of consistent butt poop flying out of said individuals ass, they must wipe with what feels like sandpaper. There will be blood, tears, and sweat but if you survive the Taco Bell Hellfire Anus, you’ll probably be ready for round 2 in a couple days. Long love the Mexican Pizza.

Jack: Ayo what happened to Chris? He said he had to take a piss this dude has been gone for almost 2 hours
Ruby: Yeah. Based off of the smell thats coming from the bathroom, it seems like he is getting a visit from Dr. Taco Bell Hellfire Anus.

by SamWithDaHotdog August 1, 2022

tickety tack

A term popularized by Project Runway's Christian Siriano, and later spoofed on SNL. It's just an exaggerated way of saying something is tacky.

"You are a tickety tack tranny hot mess out of control super tranny from transylvania who is not apologizing for it!"

by Niiiiiiic April 17, 2008

Stormy Taco

All pussy problems that negate having sex with a woman.

1. Being on your period
2. Having a yeast infection
3. Bacterial Vaginosis
4. Trichomoniasis
5. Herpes/HSV2
6. Crabs
7. Chlamydia
8. Gonorrhea

9. HIV/ AIDs
10. Or just a good old case of ugly pussy.

"Hey man, did you hit that last night?"
"Nah bro, that bitch had a fucking Stormy Taco!!!!"

by Oracular11 January 3, 2015