Taylor Swift

An American pop star who used to be a country singer. Literally everyone hates her and calls her a ssssnake. She actually writes really good music but usually her good music is not her singles. You should really listen to all too well, never grow up, last kiss, dear john, innocent, and the last time. She is extremely nice to her fan base who are called Swifties and interacts with them all the time. She has some beef with Katy Perry, Kim K, and Kanye but they will never, ever, ever get back together.

"Did you here that new Taylor Swift song?"
"Uh yeah it's been on the radio all day long"

by SMquack July 2, 2018

Phil swift

He can patch, bond seal and repair anything

I need to Phil swift a wall right now

by dudperfect October 15, 2018

Phil Swift

a man who likes to slap tape on things, dip tools in glue, and saw boats in half

"Phil Swift here from Flex Tape"

datsalotadamidge.

by BigBirdInJapan December 9, 2018

Taylor Swifted

When your ex writes a song about you but never actually uses your name. Also known as "Swifted" or "Getting Swifted"

You dont want to date a songwriter, you guys might break up and the next thing you know, you're getting Taylor Swifted.

by Lordkeltic April 26, 2020

Swiffy

1) When a cute couple is on point
2) When a girl can't breathe because a boy took her breath away.

Alessio: Yo Carl , how swiffy is that couple?

Carl: They're definitely relationship goals.

by Swiffyloverboy January 13, 2015

Dirty Swiffer

the act of using a feather or feather duster to pleasure another person's anus after they've evacuated their bowels, hence the 'dirty'.

"even if he thought it was kinda nasty, he did like getting a Dirty Swiffer after taking a dump"

by adamkadmon May 12, 2009

swifting

When someone steals your spotlight. Derived from Taylor Swift being "swifted" by Kanye West.

Everyone hates Kanye for swifting that innocent little girl like that.

by wearenightowls.com September 15, 2009