i’m going to kermit suicide

When your playing vr chat and you want to touch his froggy ass.
I’m going to Kermit suicide (sad piano man plays)
by dudperfect October 15, 2018
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Phil swift

He can patch, bond seal and repair anything
I need to Phil swift a wall right now
by dudperfect October 15, 2018
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🅱️eat my meat

Nobody will find this because they’re all pussies who are too scared to look this shit up.
Man I really want to 🅱️EAT MY MEAT right now.
No man you can’t we’re at school.
I’m pregnant
by dudperfect November 16, 2018
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Shaggy’s dick

The longest and most powerful dick in the universe
Guy. Yo have you seen “shaggy’s dick?”
Girl. YeAh mAn it’s inside me
Guy. Ur my gf tho
by dudperfect February 21, 2019
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