Definitions by dudperfect

Shaggy’s dick 

The longest and most powerful dick in the universe

Guy. Yo have you seen “shaggy’s dick?”
Girl. YeAh mAn it’s inside me
Guy. Ur my gf tho

Shaggy’s dick by dudperfect February 21, 2019

🅱️eat my meat 

Nobody will find this because they’re all pussies who are too scared to look this shit up.

Man I really want to 🅱️EAT MY MEAT right now.
No man you can’t we’re at school.
I’m pregnant

🅱️eat my meat by dudperfect November 16, 2018

i’m going to kermit suicide 

When your playing vr chat and you want to touch his froggy ass.

I’m going to Kermit suicide (sad piano man plays)

i’m going to kermit suicide by dudperfect October 15, 2018

Phil swift 

He can patch, bond seal and repair anything

I need to Phil swift a wall right now

Phil swift by dudperfect October 15, 2018