swifting

Taking a dookie in an educational establishment, with or without pants, but usually without.

"Chance, quit swifting!"

by A friend of Mr. Swift February 27, 2010

swifting

When someone steals your spotlight. Derived from Taylor Swift being "swifted" by Kanye West.

Everyone hates Kanye for swifting that innocent little girl like that.

by wearenightowls.com September 15, 2009

swifting

to put Taylor Swift on repeat for extended periods of time , taking advantage of the fact that she has a song for every emotion.

I've been swifting since Tuesday, when my boyfriend broke up with me.

by swiftafolyfe December 10, 2009

swifting

The magic spell with the intention of changing bad to good by use of candle and salt ritual.

for swifting, you need a cookie sheet, and sea salt, and three candles (or a 3 layered candle) in the colors (top to bottom)black, brown, white. Encircle them with sea salt on a cookie sheet. Concentrating on your goal, light the dark one first and use it to light the brown one when it gets low, then do the same, brown to white. finally, use the white candle to burn a small piece of paper with your intended goal written on it. friendship to love, poor to rich, hate to friendship, etc.

by rewolf7 February 02, 2012

swifting

can be used as a noun, adjective, and verb; moving at a rapid pace

"we swifted from the scene" "hey man where are u" "oh im swifting to jamis's house" "aight"

"hey where is the condom?" "well actually i still have it on" "hold on i'll just swift it to the side"

"a swifting jerking motion"

by uncldervish April 23, 2010

The Swift

A sickness caused by over consumption of Taylor Swift music. Symptoms include: Tears, over exuberant joy, anxiety, dizziness, shortness of breath, personality change.
May cause you to become bedridden for an undetermined amount of time. Treatments are yet to be discovered.

Sorry, can't chill, I've got The Swift

by Krispee September 14, 2010

SWIFT

A totally useless trucking company that hires only retards and unskilled drivers who usually fuck up so bad that they bring shame to the trucking community.

acronyms for S.W.I.F.T
1. See What I Fucked up Today
2. Sure Wish I Finished Training
3. So What If I Fuck Toddlers
4. T.F.I.W.S that's SWIFT backwards for Two Fags In A White Semi

by Blue Koi September 15, 2013