internet suicide

When someone in a forum, newsgroup, etc. says they are leaving (sometimes "and never coming back"), but actually wants to see how people react to their leaving. Usually as the result of drama

joejoe monkey: I can't take this anymore. I'm leaving the forum. I'm tired of being harassed and the mods won't do anything about it.

kikiquan: Internet suicide. He logged on under a different name with the same ISP

by Shawnyshawn January 4, 2009

emotional suicide

Attempting to kill one's emotions by partaking in emotionally painful practices or events i.e., drinking heavily and/or watching "The Notebook," after a stressful life event.

Ending your "life" without actually ending your life.

Susy was upset that her husband left her on Christmas Eve for her younger, supermodel sister and therefore drank 2 bottles of wine and committed emotional suicide.

by Melissa Berner December 21, 2008

Suicide Swoop

Another, more entertaining term for the "Emo Swoop". When one's hair is parted off to the side, covering one eye with hair in a 'swooping' manner, sometimes this 'swoop' is dyed colorfully while the rest of the hair is dyed black.
The term 'Suicide Swoop' comes from the fact that emo kids are often "suicidial" (being an attention whore). Thus, a perfect way to put an emo kid with a swoop down.

Guy 1: "What the fuck is that suppost to be?"
Guy 2: "A suicide swoop."
Guy 1: "You mean an emo swoop?"
Guy 2: "Same fucking thing"

by Schmokel March 27, 2007

suicide attempt

the worse feeling to have is to wake up after hoping to die and thinking that you cant accomplish anything, even the death of yourself

wakes up

cries
wishes to die
cant even do suicide attempt right

by depressedteen004 March 19, 2019

suicide lane

when there's a median lane that cars going in both directions can turn left in.

we almost went head on with another car in the suicide lane

by chillcat May 30, 2003

suicide pass

Noun/Verb, pertaining to ice hockey.

When a player passes the puck to a teamate, but miscalculates his speed and puts the pass slightly behind him. This makes the reciever of the pass turn his head to try and catch the pass and leaves him open to a check that will destroy his spine.

The dumbass gave me a suicide pass, and I got hit so hard my head touched my toes.

by Weens September 24, 2005

Suicide by Murder

To commit a homicide with the deliberate intention of meeting your own demise as a result.

Creepy Jack shot the neighborhood brat with his crossbow just to get himself on death row. Sometimes Suicide by Murder is a great public service.

by MattYouKnowWho March 13, 2010