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jog strap

by Gdhdjjdjdnhd January 6, 2017
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Chin Strap

A beard that has been shaped to look like a chin strap of a helmet. Ironically, the only people who choose to go with a chin strap style of beard are themselves by definition, helmets.
"You see that bawbag Dean has grown a 'beard?'"
"No way, what's that stinking swamp donkey gone with?"
"A fucking Chin Strap , looks a right cunt"
"Damn, what a cunt"
"Aye, he's a cunt"
by Gillihad April 7, 2020
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dirty seraphim

Dirty seraphim is that chick who is almost horny 24/7! She always says daddy and moans on the call with the boys, she loves to play dirty truth or dare with the boys and some girls, :wink wink: she even sends pictures of her in her bra to the girls! She’s also an anime weeb, she loves anime and shit, she’s an uwu girl. Almost all boys simp for her, but she a loyal bitch!
Noah: Look it’s seraphim! :wink:

Levi: I- I know

Noah: She’s wearing short shorts

Levi: I can see that... *blushes*

Noah: You should really do her tonight levi, yk she likes you

Levi: *gets hard*

Noah: she gonna be called dirty seraphim tonight with you! Wooohhh
by periodbloodyesmaam August 15, 2020
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shart staph

In which you laugh so hard you shart your jeans, but then suddenly a grape appears out of nowhere and devours the shart until the grape itself turns brown.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.
Oh my gosh that grape just got a staph infection from that shart!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”
by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020
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Bitch Strap

It is the little loop on the pant leg of a (usually) carpenter pants that is normally used to carry a hammer for convenience. Instead it is viewed as worn by an Alpha type held onto by a little bitch or beta type that worships the strap bearer.

ex. Similar concept to Prisons Breaks Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell and his pocket
Bubba: Better not let go of dis bitch strap Henry.

Don’t bother asking Ian for help, Mikey’s got him on his bitch strap
by pimppapy March 2, 2021
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Coconut Strap on

It's exactly what you think it is. It's a strap on but instead of a dildo, its just a fucking coconut.
"I was getting tired of using the football, so I had my wife get the Coconut Strap On. I couldn't feel my ass for the next three days!"

"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
by Spiked C0ck March 9, 2021
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Mad Strapping

Yo did you see that episode on Dragonball when goku was Mad Strapping! He was even stronger than before
by Weeb Enforcer May 12, 2021
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