ugly stick

A stick that has the magical property of turning anyone touched with it, ugly. A beating from the ugly stick will have a much more severe effect than just a casual touch.

Ugly sticks are rumoured to come from Ugly Trees, which in turn can be found clumped together in ugly forests.

1) Christ, she ain't half been beaten with the ugly stick.

2) Bloody hell, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

3) She must have come out of the ugly forest to get here and hit every tree on the way out.

by Stafford June 5, 2005

sock wank

Inserting ones penis into a sock for the sole reason of masterbating

Where have all your socks gone, out haven't been doing that sock wank thing again have u ?

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Grippy sock land

An online term used to describe a type of mental hospital, this term is used because of the fact in most mental hospitals they tend to give you grippy socks to wear as a type of shoe.

Yeah, my mom said she would send me to grippy sock land if I didn’t start acting right.

by JustHereM88 December 11, 2021

Pull up with a stick

Arrive to a location with a firearm equipped with and extended magazine

Call James and tell him to Pull up with a stick, so we can straighten up these motherfuckers

by DumbFaded44 April 13, 2020

Sock rule

If you do gay shit it’s doesn’t make you gay if you have socks on but if you do it on a Wednesday then it makes you gay

Tod: hey I just had sex with Jason

John: bro that’s gay
Tod: no it’s not remember the sock rule

John: yeah but it’s Wednesday

Tod: damnit

by Randomrugny December 18, 2019

sock water

a condescending synonym for "tea"

The term "sock water" is often used to express contempt toward tea and people who consume it. Legend has it that the word was brought into popular American vernacular by the outspoken Wisconsin cheesehead, Brad Turriff. However, this legend is not true, as the term was coined long before he was born.

Why don't you drink pop instead of that disgusting sock water?!

by Ruby Wilson June 24, 2006

sock wedgie

When your sock bunches up between your toes. Especially annoying when out walking or driving.

I had to pull over so I could fix my sock wedgie. I hate those!

by chabba October 18, 2007