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Billboard Status

Something that deserves to be on a billboard for everyone to see
Guy 1: Dude did you see that sick "Tantrum to Blind" I landed on the wakeboard?!
Guy 2: Yea dude, that was so sick , definitely Billboard Status.
by AlmightyMoe August 22, 2011
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beefcake status

when men show off their ripped arms and perfect abs, especially in pictures.
henry: who want's to see my sexy abs, ya?
-girls scream as he takes off his shirt-
-girl in the corner-: beefcake status.
by imknownbymanynames June 16, 2010
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Blast Status

To be put on blast, i.e., have your personal business exposed to others, by a person via their Facebook status.
Ricky put me on blast status last night when he posted pictures of us together on Facebook. My husband is not going to like this...

Dee put me on blast status when she updated her Facebook status to say she and I were going out dancing, after I told my man I was staying in to touch up my highlights.
by Dj really real February 13, 2010
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Status Updasterbate

Verb:-
1. The use of social networking to provide a "status" purely to fulfil one's ego, typically depicting some form of activity in effort to cause irritation and/or jealousy of others, eg. attending the gym.
Status Updasterbate: "Getting back in the groove again this morning. Feeling the burrrn!"

Commenting friend: "dude, stop updasterbating all over my feed"
by Guitaros October 22, 2013
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cab status

A state of intoxication so severe that not even walking home is an option.
Dude, steve was fucking cab status last night, he couldn't even walk so we had to put him in a cab to get home.
by pummy April 29, 2009
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Gallery Status

meaning you are "balling". high class standards , you are on some serious spending your dollers and bills. you can relate it to baller status, but usually rich celebrities or high class figures go to galas and gallerys so they really have money to blow
1. damm bro you on some gallery status sh*t with all that money your spending

2. tu ta de galleria manito, dique comprando chimi todo lo dia

3. yo im on my gallery joint tonight, bottle service at the club
by JohnnyDelCampo June 22, 2010
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placebo status

facebook status which has no meaning or did not had any effect on people,fake one
what an placebo status
by Ronnie4060 October 13, 2011
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