Gallery Status

meaning you are "balling". high class standards , you are on some serious spending your dollers and bills. you can relate it to baller status, but usually rich celebrities or high class figures go to galas and gallerys so they really have money to blow

1. damm bro you on some gallery status sh*t with all that money your spending

2. tu ta de galleria manito, dique comprando chimi todo lo dia

3. yo im on my gallery joint tonight, bottle service at the club

by JohnnyDelCampo June 22, 2010

status pirate

Someone that rampantly repost the statuses of others instead of creating their own.

We started calling Jimmy "Echo" cuz he's such a status pirate.

by aalh July 28, 2011

Status Updasterbate

Verb:-
1. The use of social networking to provide a "status" purely to fulfil one's ego, typically depicting some form of activity in effort to cause irritation and/or jealousy of others, eg. attending the gym.

Status Updasterbate: "Getting back in the groove again this morning. Feeling the burrrn!"

Commenting friend: "dude, stop updasterbating all over my feed"

by Guitaros October 22, 2013

Cheese Status

Its the amount of smegma you have

guy 1: Ayo whats your cheese status

guy 2: what does that mean

by YeBoiCheese May 24, 2021

cab status

A state of intoxication so severe that not even walking home is an option.

Dude, steve was fucking cab status last night, he couldn't even walk so we had to put him in a cab to get home.

by pummy April 29, 2009

concrete status

When your d is so hard for it

Bae, I'm concrete status.. I can't go in the barn like this... It's like a productionon line.

by Xoxoittybittytitty December 16, 2015

beefcake status

when men show off their ripped arms and perfect abs, especially in pictures.

henry: who want's to see my sexy abs, ya?
-girls scream as he takes off his shirt-
-girl in the corner-: beefcake status.

by imknownbymanynames June 16, 2010