stutter texting

when you dont know how to respond to someone, and you type sensless letters in no specific order.

Bob: I screwed your sister last night...
George: Uh... cjesg cmgrfushv,hbugui <-----(this is stutter texting, my friend)

by jhgfhdtjdgfk January 16, 2011

Scatterogically

To speak scattered thoughts in a strategic manner

When Bob talked, he seemed to mumble all these words, but yet it made sense.

Yeah, he was talking scatterogically

by OfficeTalk November 4, 2008

skattering the plot

refers to confusing the story and almost putting words into someone's mouth..

I didn't say you were ugly, i said someone must have thrown a brick in your pram when you were a baby. Stop skattering the plot!

by Katpaham February 13, 2009

shatter persistant

when you are most likely ill and your ails are persistant

shatter persistant; when you absolutely positively must shit on everything in the bathroom

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

Scatter-Talk

The way over medicated, caffienated, stressed, depressed, anxious, moms carry on a conversation....constantly changing subjects and over-talking others.

Hey, how are you? Kids good? Oops, dropped my keys. Do you feel crazy lately? Have you seen that story on CNN about increased ADD cases in children? Oh, gotta go, late. See ya. Sorry for the scatter-talk!

by karinda August 23, 2011

starter castle

A large house or mansion where a young person (not yet moved out) lives with their parents. If someone lives in a "starter castle", they are usually from a wealthy family and are privileged. This "starter castle" is just a little beginner mansion for this young person who will undoubtedly be wealthy later in life.

Johnny: "Sam, did you see how big Sarah's house is?!"
Sam: "I know, right? Total starter castle."

by Acorn Man June 30, 2015

Stutter Step

Can be stopped with sneaky stripped soft socks

Stop that stutter step!

by babyyouaREAWESOME3284 November 23, 2019