quantum spookiness

Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and disconnected, or measuring the width of hair by imagining how wide it is. Using lasers. Yeah, I know, wtf.

Scott Married a woman!?! Thats fucking quantum spookiness.

by Matt BB October 15, 2003

beta spoon

When two people spoon, this is the person in front. Also known as the little spoon, they compliment the alpha spoon.

He's tall and I'm small, so I usually wind up as the beta spoon.

by undefinedsymbol January 22, 2009

meat spoon

The human penis.

"Mmm hmm," leered Ned. "Reese Witherspoon doesn't wither MY spoon. My meat spoon, that is!"

by Blecchy Green December 7, 2009

Street-spooner

Someone so desperate for human interaction that they spoon on the street.

“Did you see Henry spooning on the street?”
“Yeah man, he really wants a cuddle”
“What a street-spooner”

by Pringles123 October 14, 2018

Spoonerism

the transposition of initial or other sounds of words, usually by accident

Best done by artist Bruce Nauman in his light installation

Spoonerism:
"Run from Fear, Fun From Rear"

by Amalia Lylian September 13, 2011

spook

An idea with no true backing in reality, as popularized by the philosopher Max Stirner.

P. Frenchie Proudhon: The right to property is a spook!

by T. Pseud December 15, 2016

Nigger Spoons

A game where you drive through an inner city, and when you see a black person you throw a spoon at him/her only after screaming NIGGER!

The catch is that if you miss, you have to exit the car and retrieve said spoon.

Tony just got rocked after a failed attempt at a fine game o' nigger spoons

by psuedonecrofeliac October 9, 2008