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olde time sledding

A tradition harking back to golden era of the early 2000's olde time sledding is now declining in popularity. With its central tenets rooted deep in the rich ethos of hockey greats Gordie Howe, Eddie Shore and Jack Hanson olde time sledding is an exhibition in the lost art of manliness. Equipt with malt liquor and a sled the brave participants of olde time sledding decend into darkness in an attempt to reach the bottom of a snow covered hill. The victorious will have to endure cold winds, trees, elbows and general beat downs in order to complete their endeavor. But, to the victor awaits a cold beverage and much deserved lean.
The perfect silence of a starless prairie night was interupted by the ill tempered sound off cascading from sorel boots trudging through snow. Tall shimmering stacks of breath lingered motionless at the top of the hill only to be pushed aside by the forceful cry "olde time sledding!"
by bonaduce January 22, 2011
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Suit your sled

Canadian turn on the phrase "Suit your self", used by those seeking more purpose in life and who have decided that they've got better things to do then deal with your shit
Person 1: You should get some sleep

Person 2: Can't, too much work
Person 1: *sigh* suit your sled
by Hurricane Danny March 30, 2015
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old foam sled

When you engage in sexual activity in winter, in the snow.
"Anyway son, that's how you were conceived. Your mother and I put down the old foam sled during that Vermont winter."
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Klingon Ghetto Sled

A low-level Space transport used by Klingons to raid or conquer other aliens and their resources.
They attacked a colony with a Klingon ghetto sled instead of a Bird of Prey
by jondich February 7, 2020
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Dakota Dog Sled

Requires four participants, two girls and two guys. The girls take it doggystyle on a firm surface while arm wrestling each other
Jennifer beat Brittany last night in the Dakota Dog Sled
by Tick Raylor February 23, 2020
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Hang your sled!

Get out of here and disappear. So disgusted with a persons performance you want them to leave and not be a part of the same area as you.
Go hang your sled already! Just go hang your sled!
by supasup February 4, 2021
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