slart-faced

adjective: description of the facial expression of someone who is mardy, annoyed, or angrily disappointed by events. The phrase comes from early 1980's East Midlands (Rutland) slang. Similar to "having a face like a smacked bum".

Sharon got slart-faced when her boyfriend talked to Tina.

by diskgrinder September 1, 2008

solarium

An excuse for lack of ability to get a rea l tan. Just as bad for you as the real thing and imfinite times more expensive.

"Man, Zira just got out of the Solarium."
"Can you believe that whore, that's major sifness!"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

Slarf

When you rub your sweaty balls and then shake someones hand.

That dick lick is such a sperm burper.I think i'll slarf him.

by RUPPLE STOPPLE March 3, 2003

slarta

Slarta is a way of saying the common goodbye saying "see you later", however it was invented by a complete utter twat whose head generates enough gleam to make taffs sean john look like limestone. What king of moron from woolworth(near peckham) trys to act hard and start on H4><3R?, people these days dont know who they are dealing with.

Twat from Woolworth opens his crap mouth and says "Kippa Slarta".

by Andrew Cousins December 13, 2003

slarsh

the end product of an interspecies sex act. because a human cannot impregnate an animal, the collective juices seep from the creature's swollen orifice, producing a rancid stench. it is considered a delicacy in many parts of asia.

After a night of extended bestiality, I awoke to find that I was covered in SLARSH.

by dr.smegman December 5, 2010

Competitive salary

“We can’t tell you the pay scale for this job because we are well aware that this position pays low across the entire country, however, we will make it $0.05 above the average of all jobs across the board so we can refer to it as competitive. That’s right, this salary is so competitive that we’re not even gonna tell you what it is. Please apply for this position of our dying company so we can contribute to your sad depressed life and assist you in wanting to put a shotgun in your mouth.”

Job title: Cashier
We offer a competitive salary! Please, please, PLEASE become part of our “team” so that our CEO can continue to wipe their ass with $100 bills while we all continue to eat nothing but pasta.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 31, 2022

sclart

spermy condom lube fart

After being taken advantage of all day Sunday afternoon, Jimmy had to squeeze his ass cheeks together all the way home in order not to sclart.

by slick my jimmy August 19, 2009