Slumber Lumber

alternate term for "morning wood"

The maid was aghast when she found the sleeping lumberjack, snoring, his slumber lumber proudly in view.

by Dan Farman May 9, 2004

Slump Busting

When you havent gotten laid in forever, and you wind up taking home the first piece of ass you can. (Can be on purpose or by accident)

"Dude, i havent gotten laid in forever, wanna go slump busting with me tonite?"

by S.Wan February 19, 2009

Slumpbuster

Any person that ends another person's long spell of sexual inactivity.
*does not apply to virgins

Guy at Party: "Hey man, are you two together"
Guy previously in Slump: "No way dude, she's merely a slumpbuster."

by Jack McFadden September 1, 2006

Slumbering Man Party

A sleepover involving two or more members of the male sex.

"Hey- let's have a slumbering man party"
"Yeah- we could watch Rambo."

by Kierstinf128 June 16, 2009

Slump Buster

A female that is used to end to end a period lacking females. A slump buster is, generally speaking, less than what one's standards would be, had the person using the slump buster been in a time flourishing in the female department. It is usually looked back upon as a mistake.

Sean: Dang, did you see that fat chick Josh was making out with?
Jared: It's fine, we've all had our fair share of slump busters.

by J Mane May 16, 2010

Slumbergloten

A stupid bitch, who takes up 75% of a sleeping surface or more, and then denies that he did it at all....with the word chillllllllllllll

Angry man- John you slumberglotened all night...
John- chilllll

by Ross and John April 13, 2007

slumber down

what you cover yourself with when you go to bed. A blanket or cover.

You slumber therefore your slumber down covers you.
The 'down' but comes from duck down duvet.

by Hanky29 January 4, 2008