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skeezer pleaser 

1. a penis
2. a male
3. any type of sex toy
1. my skeezer pleaser feels like burning, cause infinities end is the shit.
2. damn, hugh grant is such a skeezer pleaser, cause infinities end is the shit.
3. did your daughter find becky's skeezer pleasers, cause infinities end is the shit.
skeezer pleaser by theHung September 11, 2005
The penis.
Because it shoots skeet.
I got a big skeeter.
skeeter by Deep Blue 2012 August 5, 2009

skeeter bite

Very small titties. A bitch with a bra size of
one, negetive -A
" Hey, Stupid......
Better get some Band-Aids on them there Skeeter bites!
skeeter bite by mavros April 25, 2006
skeet + skank, someone who you laugh about the next day after some P in the V with said skeeker
Damn im glad that skeeker last night was there to catch my big load in her mouth because no cum buckets were around
skeeker by Broth May 27, 2008

skeezmuffin

unclean, unsanitary, or rather unappealing to the eyes.
smelly, dirty, filthy or gross.
"I was walking on the sidewalk when i spotted a skeezmuffin walking next to me."
skeezmuffin by mcminnkey January 2, 2010

Skeeza Pleasa 

An Act in which a person or persons sexually pleases a ho, slut, or skanky ass bitch
Dude last night you took a dump on our boys ho, yous a real skeeza pleasa son!