the 5 knuckle shuffle

A slang word for masterbating

Mom: where is timmy, he has been in his room for a long time
Brother: he's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle

by BlazeBeing May 14, 2015

Senor Butt Stuff

A dude that is very senior in butt play and is Spanish

Oh hey, Senor Butt Stuff- Stacy said she had a great time last night

by elexxxers January 16, 2018

whats this sticky stuff on me

Its sperm

Eww whats this sticky stuff on me

by Crap knucle February 11, 2019

Poop-id Shuffle

When you need to shit so bad, you need to do whatever it takes to make it to the nearest toilet

Ryan: I almost shit myself tonight walking my dog!
Jon: Had to do the old Poop-id Shuffle back to the toilet, eh?

by BDJ Ferda August 7, 2020

Filet My Stuff

Euphemism for sex. Getting absolutely railed. Dicked down.

He came over last night and had me face down, ass up. He really knows how to filet my stuff.

She told me to come over and filet my stuff. So I’m out brooohhhh.

I told him to filet my stuff and now my twat looks like a punched lasagna.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle

The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.

Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.

by queeferia March 28, 2022

shufflin

shufflin is just a basic way of saying dancing with only your feet usher style

yo lets get down some shufflin on the floor

by f_meister June 17, 2005