wrong sized shoe

Referring to messing something up with a funny outcome. Originating form Harry styles singing "it's gotta be you" live on stage and saying "wrong sized shoe" instead of the correct lyrics.

I tried doing a backflip into the pool but ended up doing a wrong sized shoe.

by Larry_stylinson_forever April 28, 2016

Tying My Shoe

Man Trying To Hide an erection by tying their shoe

I'm Tying My Shoe.

by King_Yebo$$$$$ October 20, 2016

rock in my shoe

The opposite of a feather in my cap. Something that is less than ideal; annoying; a hinderance

"Being the head of this project has proved to be a rock in my shoe."
"I always feel like a rock in my shoe at a party"
"This rock in my shoe has really been a rock in my shoe"

by absurdjunk March 2, 2021

Taliban's Shoe

Taliban Shoe

Irish Idiom

An item, interest, or hobby that when brought up is extremely socially difficult to explain

Oi Oisin that fox tail you're wearing is quite the taliban's shoe

by neoveci August 30, 2021

Turn around and shit on your own shoe

Basically telling someone off .
Similar to "go fuck yourself" or "eat shit"

Jason- "You're ugly."
Daniel- " Why don't you turn around and shit on your own shoe, Jason."

by 0Pink_Omega0 November 28, 2016

Beaky Shoe

The plaintive cry of the Euro-Asian lesser-brained immigrant, welcomed into the country to fill the vital and skilled role of accosting the public by flogging copies of Big Issue.

Seller: 'Beaky Shoe! Beaky Shoe, plizz!'

Joe Public: 'Piss off!'

by Albert Woods January 4, 2009

Shoe horn

A mans use of his thumbs to help insert a limp penis into female vagina. May also be a double shoe horn if one thumb does not assist the limp penis and requires both thumbs for full penetration. I’m some extreme cases a quadruple shoe horn has been reported which involves using a friends thumbs in addition to yours to penetrate.

Jason was so drunk the other night and couldn’t get hard. He had to use a double shoe horn to have sex with that chick.

by Tigherking May 4, 2021