At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water

A wry remark intended to make light of da fact dat a period of da winter has been very rainy.

Jokingly telling fellow adults dat, "At least we don't hafta shovel liquid water" may indeed make them feel better about a drearily-wet portion of da end/beginning-of-year season, but small children may not be over impressed or cheered by said statement, since they would much prefer to have snow dat dey could go out and play in.

by QuacksO November 22, 2021

snow shovel dude

Someone you want to hit in the face with a plastic snow shovel. Won’t kill them, won’t do permanent damage, will just sting like hell.

And this Dan Hurley guy is the worst. He’s totally a snow shovel dude

by Mmahgik April 6, 2024

Alabama Snow Shovel

Bust a load into your sister's mouth and then immediately slap her acrossed the face with a spatula, causing your sister to spit your cum all over your grandmother's face.

You and your sister aren't allowed at your grandmother's anymore, she wasn't very pleased with your Alabama Snow Shovel.

by Steampipe May 30, 2024

When Shit Breaks The Shovel

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.

by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021

Shoveling News

A bad faith news hit-piece, usually about something trivial, such as snow shoveling posture or the color of a suit.

Stems from the New York posts hit-piece on Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s shoveling posture during a severe snowstorm.

“politician wore a tan suit once! What a traitor!”
“ what a bunch of shoveling news.”

by JKwanDo January 28, 2026

Piss Shovel

Piss Shovel (PS) is a unit of measurement of power, or the rate at which work is done, usually in reference to the output of engines or motors. (not to be confused with Pferdestärke which is also abbreviated to PS, a metric horsepower used in some regions to denote engine power; 1 Pferdestärke is roughly 0.98 Piss Shovel)

George: "It's going to make lots of Piss Shovel" Referring to his French Le Car MF135 he was making

by Aviation757-300 January 30, 2026

South Asian Shovel

A sub set of dogging involving a scat fetish and a van.

I went to a car park in Cheltenham last night and saw a 70 year man perform the South Asian Shovel on his partner in the back of Transit

by anonymous February 1, 2026