Salting the soup, while sipping the spoon 

To not understand something correctly or what is important about it especially when it is obvious to those around you.

No matter how much salt you put in the pot it will not change the spoon.

"You can't use that as an argument, you are salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".

"I was trying to make soup, but then I started salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".

Salting the soup, while sipping the spoon by Goding4 July 6, 2018

Window Shopping 

looking/staring at someone you want so so bad but you know you can't have/get for some reason.

guy1: *watches Jessica Alba walking by*
guy2: man stop 'window shopping' you know you can't have her!

Window Shopping by cr1sc0@KTOWNLACA January 9, 2011

shopping cart races 

An event created summer of 2009, and held in Anchorage, Alaska on a random Thursday night, where teams of "girlfriends" enjoy a scavenger hunt throughout downtown, stopping at the local bars and misc places along the way. Each team must have a theme, and dress up as well as decorate their shopping cart accordingly. They must also have a digital camera to document their tasks and a check off list for the bartenders at each stop to initial after the specified drink has been drunk. We do not encourage stealing shopping carts and will take full responsibility for such actions once we're arrested, because there's a good chance it'll happen.

B: "what is all this talk about shopping cart races and how did i get involved?"
K: "your girlfriend agreed to it without your knowledge, now you're stuck. It'll be fun, shopping carts, decorations, booze... and possibly an arrest"
B:"i knew if i hung out with people with tattoos and piercings, this would happen..."

shopping cart races by theGETSOMEgirlsofAK May 13, 2009

skipping levels 

the art of getting really high and thinking you are playing a video game, passing a level each time you feel that much more high. The phrase "game over" is frequently associated with this word, it's simply the grand finale of your highness.

Bob- Yo what's goody for tonight?
Bob 2- I vote we get the crew together and begin skipping levels?
Bob- Word.

skipping levels by One crew member December 23, 2011

gopher shopping 

When a completely inept person, sends an equally inept person (or gopher), to do their own shopping. Often, the gopher can be observed standing in the middle of the store, yapping on a cell phone with the person who subsequently sent them. Screaming out a variety of sizes, colours, and prices.

"That customer doesn't seem to know what she wants."

"Of course she doesn't. She's gopher shopping."

gopher shopping by D. Gould February 28, 2006

Bro Shopping 

Shopping with your bros, usually for unnecessary objects

"Hey bro, I need a kazoo."
"Let's go bro shopping!"

Bro Shopping by sexymanmeat910 April 14, 2010

Job Shopping 

The act of going into every store you want to work in and asking for a job. Usually practiced by teenagers during vacation.

Bob: Hey want to come over later? I was thinking we could go to the mall and make fun of tourists, maybe buy some stuff.
Jim: Nah I gotta go job shopping before I can afford to go shopping anywhere else.

Job Shopping by aman13 August 1, 2010