SHIMMER JOHNSON

The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.

The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.

by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024

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Shummy

Shit, Turd, Crap, Poop, Faeces, Excrement, Waste

I just took a massive shummy. It was a really weird colour. Do you think I should see a doctor?

by Lahroonie July 7, 2024

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shlimmy

the act of eating fifteen slices of cake at once

Bro I did a shlimmy yesterday it made me puke all over my nuclear bomb

by Hmpeign July 22, 2024

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shimmed a gib

when you are the next one in a farting contest and you let out some of the solids.

Sam: "you're next, Jon"
Jon: **brrrrrrrp** "whoops, I just shimmed a gib"

by nimst March 20, 2024

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simmy

Short for "simulation". An adjective to mean fake, i.e. "simulated".

Did you see Jack after his cosmetic surgery? It's made him look simmy af!

Did you see Sarah's new ass? It's not in proportion with the rest of her body, and now she looks simmy af.

by koffedann March 25, 2024

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