also known as shumway. An ignorant and lazy chubby slob. pronounced as a name for a person, not as a title.
"unfortunately, shummie is coming over for the barbecue. The last time he was here, he ate all of the porkchops and clogged my toilet. What a waste of a mind!"
The act of a ejaculating at the precise moment when a man initiates his bowel movement. This is a very difficult task and should be attempted with great caution.
Dan: Hey dude, is it possible to have an orgasm while pooping?
Joe: I don't know, go try.
Dan: Would that be considered shumming?
Joe: Yes.
The clenched butt cheek walk/run one finds themselves making to reach the nearest toilet before raining a gush of explosive diarrhea in their pants after eating too many chimichangas (or even one funky one).
Got drunk last night and ate 3 chimichangas. Seemed smart at the time, but woke up this morning with the Chimmy Shimmy. Damn near crapped myself!
Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass