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also known as shumway. An ignorant and lazy chubby slob. pronounced as a name for a person, not as a title.
"unfortunately, shummie is coming over for the barbecue. The last time he was here, he ate all of the porkchops and clogged my toilet. What a waste of a mind!"
shummy by quicklicore June 23, 2004
Related Words
Shit, Turd, Crap, Poop, Faeces, Excrement, Waste
I just took a massive shummy. It was a really weird colour. Do you think I should see a doctor?
Shummy by Lahroonie July 7, 2024
relax, comfortable, chill out, bro down, cloud nine, peace of mind.

Usually happens when you have a day off, vacation, or you are in your pajamas all day.
Hey would you like to go to work all day? Hell no! Im off, im going to go get shammy.
shammy by naharfenater October 8, 2014

Shumming 

The act of a ejaculating at the precise moment when a man initiates his bowel movement. This is a very difficult task and should be attempted with great caution.
Dan: Hey dude, is it possible to have an orgasm while pooping?
Joe: I don't know, go try.
Dan: Would that be considered shumming?
Joe: Yes.
Shumming by Shummer February 11, 2012

Chimmy Shimmy 

The clenched butt cheek walk/run one finds themselves making to reach the nearest toilet before raining a gush of explosive diarrhea in their pants after eating too many chimichangas (or even one funky one).
Got drunk last night and ate 3 chimichangas. Seemed smart at the time, but woke up this morning with the Chimmy Shimmy. Damn near crapped myself!
Chimmy Shimmy by Odiggz August 17, 2014

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim 

Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass