shovelfuck

To mess someone up with a shovel.

Often used by males, in a derogatory sexual context, where one would prefer to fuck the girl with a shovel as opposed to engage in sexual intercourse.

Andy: Oh man... check her out! You gotta hit that!
Jacob: Oh god. Someone needs to shovelfuck her good.

by Gabe Swinton January 7, 2009

sheela

the lady in the tank. see red vs blue

Sheela: “I scared Dave…Will I Dream? Davy…Davy (fades)”
Caboose: ”SHEELA!… NOOOOOO!”
Tucker: “What? Sheela. Sheela… Wait… Who’s Sheela”
Caboose: ”Sheela’s the lady in the tank…She was my friend…”

by Warren May 6, 2004

shovel kick

A Flat Footed kick. The most embarising way to receive a kick. By turning one foot 90 degree, thus opening it up to deliver the blow.

I shovel kicked Farley in the nuts last weekend, he went down like a fag.

by phil March 2, 2003

Shovelling

The act of spooning as enacted by fatasses.

Dude, I just walked in on your fatass parents shovelling!

by AsstootObservations December 4, 2010

Shit shovel

Something you would give someone to shovel out all the shit they have.

An odd way of saying "your full of shit"

Mark needs a shit shovel

by Jim May 25, 2004

ya shovel?

do you understand?

im tired of bein a pimp, ya shovel?

by Ordan J March 30, 2009

Shovel Face

An ugly girl you fuck accidently when you are drunk, and your friends throw random food at her.

Dude, you brought home shovel face... thats gross! Yeah, gross!

by Victor, Chris, Jon, and Seth May 1, 2004