B.B. Shakedown

The B.B. Shakedown is the most strenuous sexual position known to man. Many argue this title belongs to the Italian Chandelier, but in reality, the B.B. Shakedown requires the most physical exertion of any sex position. It is when the man supports himself on the floor with only one hand (two if he must) as the female latches on to his body in the missionary position, but her back is not touching the ground, so she is only hanging on by her arms and legs. The male then does pushups with the female attatched to him, while she humps the guy. The man thus must support both his own and the womans weight, while the woman hanging must support her own body while doing upward pelvic thrusts against gravity. Only two people are known to be able to do this amazing feat. One is me, and the girl knows exactly who she is. Be jealous.

Guy 1- "Oh man, I woke up today and my abs and arms hurt so much, you dont even know."
Guy 2- "Really? what did you do?"
Guy 1- "Me and ::insert girls name here:: decided to try the B.B. Shakedown last night. It was incredible."
Guy 2- "You. Are. A. God."

by Vegetable Lo Mike December 9, 2008

gone pear-shaped

An unfortunate occurrance common in middle aged wives in which their derriere grows disproportionately large wen compared to both their breasts and their shoulders.

Heck Max, your wife gone pear-shaped since y'all got married.

by Mike June 29, 2004

Showed out

When you go to Taco Bell and they fuck up your order and you go all jerry springer on their ass.

We almost went to the strip club but when we swung by tbell, the chick from surf city showed out over some enchiladas and we just all bailed.

by GatewayDrug September 22, 2014

shaved-bird meat

Someone that has little hair on their head and looks like a shaved bird.

Girl you should have left that weave in your head because now all that shaved-bird meat is showing.

I went to the hair salon get my shaved-bird meat weaved up.

by Antwon Davis July 20, 2006

Shawdy

Used to describe poorly made or inferior products. It can be used to describe things that are cheap or expensive as long as they are not well designed or constructed.
Shawdy can describe products that have persistent problems, break easily, or are unreliable.

Creative makes shawdy mp3 players, mine broke in a week.

Don't buy one of those shawdy used cars, get a new one that will last.

by Christopher J. Orcutt February 20, 2005

Sawed Off

When someone is very intoxicated, done for the night.

Wow, look at Kyle make a fool of himself, he must be sawed off.

by Paulie wally May 30, 2010

Heart shaped box

Slang for vagina, usualy a smelly one.

WHAT the hell is in my heart shaped box??

by manicalhippieboy February 14, 2008